I'm going to write some goddamned artist reviews, on whatever the fuck schedule I want, for whoever I want.
So if you want your entire musical history raked over the coals, and me to describe exactly where (everywhere) and how much (epically) you suck, simply ask for a full review.
It'll probably be a long one.
And it will be merciless.
SO SIGN UP, WHORES. I KNOW YOU WANT TO. THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M REVIEWING THREE HUNDRED GODDAMN SONGS, CHRON.
ngfan14
Would you do a flash review for me? I want to see how bad you can make fun of my flash.
SolusLunes
Well, this was intended more for the musical community, but fuck it. I've got nothing better to do.
YOU'RE FIRST. I'LL PROBABLY HAVE YOURS DONE TOMORROW.