Bibidibibidibibidi!
"Ahmed, you have fucked my camel for the last time!"
"Samir, you know I've only been fucking your wife."
"Oh, right, that bitch."
"So what were we doing out here again?"
"I think we were going to fight to the death."
"Really?"
"But we need desert-fight-to-the-death-music."
*music starts*
And Ahmed was slain upon the desert due to your song.
You bastard. You killed Ahmed.
Samir would also like to present to you a McAwesomeBurger.